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Confidence And Humor Quotes About Self-Acceptance

If you're not confident, you're going to miss so many opportunities in life. Don't be afraid to be yourself.
Niall Horan

Confidence is not 'they will like me'. Confidence is 'I'll be fine if they don't'.
Christina Grimmie

Confidence And Humor Quotes About Overcoming Fear

You gain strength, courage, and confidence by every experience in which you really stop to look fear in the face. You are able to say to yourself, 'I lived through this horror. I can take the next thing that comes along.'
Eleanor Roosevelt

I have not ceased being fearful, but I have ceased to let fear control me.
Erica Jong

The greatest glory in living lies not in never falling, but in rising every time we fall.
Nelson Mandela

I learned that courage was not the absence of fear, but the triumph over it. The brave man is not he who does not feel afraid, but he who conquers that fear.
Nelson Mandela

You can't be brave if you've only had wonderful things happen to you.
Mary Tyler Moore

The only way to do great work is to love what you do. If you haven't found it yet, keep looking. Don't settle. As with all matters of the heart, you'll know when you find it.
Steve Jobs

I have a theory that the truth is never told during the nine-to-five hours.
Hunter S. Thompson

I have a memory like an elephant. In fact, elephants often consult me.
Noel Coward

I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.
Lily Tomlin

Confidence And Humor Quotes About Leadership

A true leader has the confidence to stand alone, the courage to make tough decisions, and the compassion to listen to the needs of others.
Douglas MacArthur

If you think you are too small to make a difference, try sleeping with a mosquito.
Dalai Lama XIV

A good leader takes a little more than his share of the blame, a little less than his share of the credit.
Arnold H. Glasow

The best leaders are those most interested in surrounding themselves with assistants and associates smarter than they are.
John C. Maxwell

A leader is one who knows the way, goes the way, and shows the way.
John C. Maxwell

The greatest leader is not necessarily the one who does the greatest things. He is the one that gets the people to do the greatest things.
Ronald Reagan

A leader is someone who demonstrates what's possible.
Mark Yarnell

The function of leadership is to produce more leaders, not more followers.
Ralph Nader

The best way to predict your future is to create it.
Abraham Lincoln

Confidence And Humor Quotes About Creativity

Creativity is intelligence having fun.
Albert Einstein

The chief enemy of creativity is 'good' sense.
Pablo Picasso

You can't use up creativity. The more you use, the more you have.
Maya Angelou

Creativity is contagious, pass it on.
Albert Einstein

The worst enemy to creativity is self-doubt.
Sylvia Plath

Creativity is the power to act.
Ai Weiwei

Creativity is the greatest rebellion in existence.

Creativity is the ability to introduce order into the randomness of nature.
Eric Hoffer

Creativity is the key to success in the future, and primary education is where teachers can bring creativity in children at that level.
A.P.J. Abdul Kalam

Creativity is just connecting things. When you ask creative people how they did something, they feel a little guilty because they didn't really do it, they just saw something.
Steve Jobs

Confidence And Humor Quotes About Failure

I can accept failure, everyone fails at something. But I can't accept not trying.
Michael Jordan

Failure is simply the opportunity to begin again, this time more intelligently.
Henry Ford

I've missed more than 9000 shots in my career. I've lost almost 300 games. 26 times, I've been trusted to take the game winning shot and missed. I've failed over and over and over again in my life. And that is why I succeed.
Michael Jordan

The only real mistake is the one from which we learn nothing.
Henry Ford

I failed my way to success.
Thomas Edison

If you're not failing every now and again, it's a sign you're not doing anything very innovative.
Woody Allen

I have a photographic memory. But some times I run out of film.
Wilt Chamberlain

Confidence And Humor Quotes About Happiness

Happiness is not something ready made. It comes from your own actions.
Dalai Lama

The only way to find true happiness is to risk being completely cut open.
Chuck Palahniuk

Happiness is a warm puppy.
Charles M. Schulz

The greatest happiness you can have is knowing that you do not necessarily require happiness.
William Saroyan

Happiness is not the absence of problems, it's the ability to deal with them.
Steve Maraboli

Happiness is a direction, not a place.
Sydney J. Harris

The only thing that will make you happy is being happy with who you are.
Goldie Hawn

Happiness is not a goal...it's a by-product of a life well-lived.
Eleanor Roosevelt

Happiness is not something you postpone for the future; it is something you design for the present.
Jim Rohn

Happiness is not having what you want. It is appreciating what you have.

Confidence And Humor Quotes About Resilience

I can be changed by what happens to me. But I refuse to be reduced by it.
Maya Angelou

I have learned over the years that when one's mind is made up, this diminishes fear.
Rosa Parks

Believe you can and you're halfway there.
Theodore Roosevelt

I've missed more than 9000 shots in my career. I've lost almost 300 games. 26 times I've been trusted to take the game winning shot and missed. I've failed over and over and over again in my life. And that is why I succeed.
Michael Jordan

If you look at what you have in life, you'll always have more. If you look at what you don't have in life, you'll never have enough.
Oprah Winfrey

Confidence And Humor Quotes About Change

Change is not a four-letter word...but often your reaction to it is!
Jeffrey Gitomer

If you don't like change, you will like irrelevance even less.
General Eric Shinseki

The only way to make sense out of change is to plunge into it, move with it, and join the dance.
Alan Watts

Change is inevitable. Growth is optional.
John C. Maxwell

Change is the end result of all true learning.
Leo Buscaglia

The greatest discovery of my generation is that a human being can alter his life by altering his attitudes.
William James

If you want to make your dreams come true, the first thing you have to do is wake up.
J.M. Power

The pessimist complains about the wind; the optimist expects it to change; the realist adjusts the sails.
William Arthur Ward

Life is 10% what happens to us and 90% how we react to it.
Charles R. Swindoll

Confidence And Humor Quotes About Life

If you can't make it better, you can laugh at it.
Erma Bombeck

Confidence is like a dragon where, for every head cut off, two more heads grow back.
Criss Jami

Humor is the great thing, the saving thing after all. The minute it crops up, all our hardnesses yield, all our irritations, and resentments flit away, and a sunny spirit takes their place.
Mark Twain

Confidence is not they will like me. Confidence is I'll be fine if they don't.
Christina Grimmie

Humor is just another defense against the universe.
Mel Brooks

Confidence is not a guarantee of success, but a pattern of thinking that will improve your likelihood of success, a tenacious search for ways to make things work.
Tony Robbins

Humor is the instinct for taking pain playfully.
Max Eastman

Confidence is the sexiest thing a woman can have. It's much sexier than any body part.
Aimee Mullins

Humor is the most engaging cowardice.
Robert Frost

Confidence is not arrogance. Arrogance is telling others you're good. Confidence is knowing you're good.

Confidence And Humor Quotes About Success

Success is not the key to happiness. Happiness is the key to success. If you love what you are doing, you will be successful.
Albert Schweitzer

I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work.
Thomas A. Edison

Success is stumbling from failure to failure with no loss of enthusiasm.
Winston S. Churchill

The only way to do great work is to love what you do.
Steve Jobs

Success is not final, failure is not fatal: it is the courage to continue that counts.
Winston S. Churchill

I can't change the direction of the wind, but I can adjust my sails to always reach my destination.
Jimmy Dean

Success is not how high you have climbed, but how you make a positive difference to the world.
Roy T. Bennett

Success is not about being a genius or getting lucky. Success is about how much you believe in yourself and your ability to create a positive outcome.
T. Harv Eker

Success is not the absence of failure; it's the persistence through failure.
Aisha Tyler

Confidence And Humor Quotes About Friendship

A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked.
Bernard Meltzer

Friends are people who know you really well and like you anyway.
Greg Tamblyn

A friend is one who knows you and loves you just the same.
Elbert Hubbard

A true friend is someone who is there for you when he'd rather be anywhere else.
Len Wein

Friends are like walls, sometimes you lean on them and sometimes it's good just knowing they're there.

A friend is someone who gives you total freedom to be yourself.
Jim Morrison

A true friend is someone who is always there during the ups and downs, I'm lucky to have you as my friend.

A good friend is like a four-leaf clover, hard to find and lucky to have.
Irish Proverb

Friends are the family we choose for ourselves.
Edna Buchanan

A true friend is someone who thinks that you are worth a million dollars even though he knows that you are penniless.

Confidence And Humor Quotes About Love

Love is like a fart. If you have to force it, it's probably crap.

I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
Rita Rudner

Love is an ocean of emotions entirely surrounded by expenses.
Thomas Dewar

I love you more than coffee, but please don't make me prove it.

Love is telling someone their hair extensions are showing.
Natasha Leggero

I love you like a fat kid loves cake.
50 Cent

Love is a lot like a toothache. It doesn't show up on X-rays, but you know it's there.
George Burns

I love you more than pizza, and that's saying a lot.

Love is sharing your popcorn.
Charles Schultz

I love you more than yesterday, but less than tomorrow.
Edmond Rostand

Confidence And Humor Quotes About Public Speaking

The audience is not judging you, they're rooting for you.
Mel Robbins

The only way to get over the fear of speaking is to speak.
Vince Gowmon

If you can't make it good, at least make it look good.
Bill Gates

The human brain starts working the moment you are born and never stops until you stand up to speak in public.
George Jessel

The secret of a good speech is to have a good beginning and a good ending, then having the two as close together as possible.
George Burns

It's not what you say, it's how you say it.
Dale Carnegie

The best way to conquer stage fright is to know what you're talking about.
Michael H. Mescon

The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.
Franklin D. Roosevelt

I have a love interest in every one of my films - a gun.
Arnold Schwarzenegger

Confidence And Humor Quotes About Motivation

Believe in yourself and all that you are. Know that there is something inside you that is greater than any obstacle.
Christian D. Larson

The best way to predict the future is to create it.
Peter Drucker

The only place where success comes before work is in the dictionary.
Vidal Sassoon

The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits.
Albert Einstein

I have a simple philosophy: Fill what's empty. Empty what's full. Scratch where it itches.
Alice Roosevelt Longworth

Confidence And Humor Quotes About Mindfulness

Mindfulness is a way of befriending ourselves and our experience.
Jon Kabat-Zinn

The best way to capture moments is to pay attention. This is how we cultivate mindfulness.
Jon Kabat-Zinn

Mindfulness isn't difficult, we just need to remember to do it.
Sharon Salzberg

Mindfulness is simply being aware of what is happening right now without wishing it were different; enjoying the pleasant without holding on when it changes (which it will); being with the unpleasant without fearing it will always be this way (which it won't).
James Baraz

Mindfulness is the aware, balanced acceptance of the present experience. It isn't more complicated than that. It is opening to or receiving the present moment, pleasant or unpleasant, just as it is, without either clinging to it or rejecting it.
Sylvia Boorstein

Mindfulness is about being fully awake in our lives. It is about perceiving the exquisite vividness of each moment. We also gain immediate access to our own powerful inner resources for insight, transformation, and healing.
Jon Kabat-Zinn

Mindfulness is the miracle by which we master and restore ourselves.
Thich Nhat Hanh

Mindfulness helps you go home to the present. And every time you go there and recognize a condition of happiness that you have, happiness comes.
Thich Nhat Hanh

Mindfulness is like a microscope; it is neither an offensive nor a defensive weapon in relation to the germ we observe through it. The function of the microscope is just to clearly present what is there.
Jon Kabat-Zinn

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